{"id":422,"date":"2007-08-28T07:02:43","date_gmt":"2007-08-28T15:02:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/\/archives\/mt-wilson-toll-rd\/old-joke"},"modified":"2007-08-28T07:05:56","modified_gmt":"2007-08-28T15:05:56","slug":"old-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=422","title":{"rendered":"Old Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Question: What is brown and sticky?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tt-flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/\/photos\/photo\/1251594401\/P82600442JPG.html\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><a class=\"tt-flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/\/photos\/photo\/1251594401\/P82600442JPG.html\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"240\" height=\"149\" border=\"0\" alt=\"P8260044_2.JPG\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1373\/1251594401_8596fc20b1_m.jpg?resize=240%2C149\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><strong>Answer: A brown stick.  <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This one is particularly nice.  I found it lying by the trail above Henniger Flats on my way to Mt Wilson on Sunday.\u00a0 I took its photo but I left the stick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Question: What is brown and sticky? Answer: A brown stick. This one is particularly nice. I found it lying by the trail above Henniger Flats on my way to Mt Wilson on Sunday.\u00a0 I took its photo but I left the stick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mt-wilson-toll-rd"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p99jGb-6O","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=422"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/422\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}