{"id":3855,"date":"2010-12-16T18:11:20","date_gmt":"2010-12-17T02:11:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/\/?p=3855"},"modified":"2010-12-16T18:11:20","modified_gmt":"2010-12-17T02:11:20","slug":"the-tattoo-bomber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=3855","title":{"rendered":"The Tattoo Bomber"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We had the shoe bomber and at airport security they made us take of our shoes.<\/p>\n<p>We had the underwear bomber and at airport security they are checking our underwear.<\/p>\n<p>Now there is a new threat:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>The Tattoo Bomber<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium\" title=\"IMG_2541\" href=\"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/\/photos\/photo\/5261725513\/img_2541.html\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5170\/5261725513_375831bd0c.jpg?resize=368%2C276\" alt=\"IMG_2541\" width=\"368\" height=\"276\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Non Explosive Tattoo, courtesy of my friend Hillary,\u00a0 for illustration only<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Recent advances in micro-encapsulation technology have created the possibility that a terrorist tattoo artist could create an explosive tattoo.\u00a0 It would explode when the micro capsules injected with the tattoo ink were broken and the chemicals components mixed together in a massive blast.<\/p>\n<p>TSA is considering how to proactively thwart this potential threat.\u00a0 Current proposals include: punching everyone who has a tattoo on their tattoo before they are allowed to board a plane and not letting people with more than eight square inches of tattoo fly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We had the shoe bomber and at airport security they made us take of our shoes. We had the underwear bomber and at airport security they are checking our underwear. Now there is a new threat: The Tattoo Bomber Non Explosive Tattoo, courtesy of my friend Hillary,\u00a0 for illustration only Recent advances in micro-encapsulation technology [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[104,121],"class_list":["post-3855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-simon-says","tag-humor","tag-tattoo"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p99jGb-10b","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3855"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3855\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3886,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3855\/revisions\/3886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}