{"id":2526,"date":"2009-11-15T07:56:16","date_gmt":"2009-11-15T15:56:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/\/?p=2526"},"modified":"2009-11-15T07:56:16","modified_gmt":"2009-11-15T15:56:16","slug":"teenicidal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=2526","title":{"rendered":"Teenicidal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was witness to the creation of a new word this weekend.\u00a0 Michele Wucker created it to explain her feeling toward some rowdy teenage guests at her hotel in Washington, DC.\u00a0 She is the author of<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Lockout-America-Getting-Immigration-Prosperity\/dp\/1586485237\/wuckercom\" target=\"_blank\"><strong> Lockout<\/strong><\/a> about the failure of the US immigration system and a Facebook friend.<\/p>\n<p>A usage example: &#8220;Michele Wucker is feeling teenicidal toward the mobs of entitled brats who have confused her hotel with a prep school dormitory.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Definition: <strong>Teenicidal<\/strong>: &#8220;Extremely angry at the actions of a teenager and considering killing said teen.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A Google search for teenicidal turned up only four hits.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was witness to the creation of a new word this weekend.\u00a0 Michele Wucker created it to explain her feeling toward some rowdy teenage guests at her hotel in Washington, DC.\u00a0 She is the author of Lockout about the failure of the US immigration system and a Facebook friend. A usage example: &#8220;Michele Wucker is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-simon-says"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p99jGb-EK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2526"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2527,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2526\/revisions\/2527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}