DECISIONS<\/p>\n
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night,
\nwhen you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the
\nbus:<\/p>\n
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.<\/p>\n
2. An old friend who once saved your life.<\/p>\n
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.<\/p>\n
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there
\ncould only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue
\nreading.<\/p>\n
This is a moral\/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part
\nof a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is
\ngoing to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take
\nthe old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be
\nthe perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able
\nto find your perfect mate again.<\/p>\n
YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS……………….<\/p>\n
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble
\ncoming up with his answer. He simply answered: ‘I would give the car
\nkeys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I
\nwould stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.’<\/p>\n
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn
\nthought limitations.<\/p>\n
Never forget to ‘Think Outside of the Box.’<\/p>\n
HOWEVER….., The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put
\nher out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood
\nof the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.<\/p>\n
God, I just love happy endings!<\/p>\n
Another good emailer from Joe S.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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