{"id":20251,"date":"2025-09-11T07:14:00","date_gmt":"2025-09-11T14:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=20251"},"modified":"2025-09-09T09:24:38","modified_gmt":"2025-09-09T16:24:38","slug":"pay-attention","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=20251","title":{"rendered":"Pay Attention"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/1750461140421blob.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"485\" height=\"480\" data-attachment-id=\"20245\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?attachment_id=20245\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/1750461140421blob.jpg?fit=485%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"485,480\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"1750461140421blob\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/1750461140421blob.jpg?fit=485%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/1750461140421blob.jpg?resize=485%2C480&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-20245\" style=\"width:414px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/1750461140421blob.jpg?w=485&amp;ssl=1 485w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/1750461140421blob.jpg?resize=300%2C297&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 485px) 100vw, 485px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>I asked my wife what women really want. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>She said &#8220;a tent of lovers.&#8221; Or perhaps it was &#8220;attentive lovers&#8221; <\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>&#8211; I wasn&#8217;t really listening.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This joke was pirated from the internet. Old retired men spend a lot of time sending each other jokes. Some of them are appropriate for a blog like this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I asked my wife what women really want. She said &#8220;a tent of lovers.&#8221; Or perhaps it was &#8220;attentive lovers&#8221; &#8211; I wasn&#8217;t really listening. This joke was pirated from the internet. Old retired men spend a lot of time sending each other jokes. 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