{"id":19450,"date":"2024-12-17T07:25:00","date_gmt":"2024-12-17T14:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=19450"},"modified":"2024-12-14T11:38:48","modified_gmt":"2024-12-14T18:38:48","slug":"forking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=19450","title":{"rendered":"Forking"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_2320.jpeg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"933\" data-attachment-id=\"19426\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?attachment_id=19426\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_2320.jpeg?fit=1400%2C1867&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1400,1867\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 15 Pro Max&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1733745631&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;2.2200000286119&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;200&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0083333333333333&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_2320\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_2320.jpeg?fit=700%2C933&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_2320.jpeg?resize=700%2C933&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19426\" style=\"width:439px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_2320.jpeg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_2320.jpeg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_2320.jpeg?resize=1152%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_2320.jpeg?w=1400&amp;ssl=1 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>If you let the forks run wild in the silverware drawer, the forking will lead to baby forks.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is a bad dad joke. So to make up for it I have invented a new word:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--nextpage-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Plagiarism<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Credit Lilli B for this joke via TikTok<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you let the forks run wild in the silverware drawer, the forking will lead to baby forks. That is a bad dad joke. 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