{"id":19230,"date":"2024-10-10T07:11:00","date_gmt":"2024-10-10T14:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=19230"},"modified":"2024-10-06T12:21:06","modified_gmt":"2024-10-06T19:21:06","slug":"the-sharpest-knife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=19230","title":{"rendered":"The Sharpest Knife"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/39EC8859-BFA1-43B3-9C8F-1DDE5852B824_1_105_c.jpeg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"525\" data-attachment-id=\"19226\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?attachment_id=19226\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/39EC8859-BFA1-43B3-9C8F-1DDE5852B824_1_105_c.jpeg?fit=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1024,768\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.78&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 15 Pro Max&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1725266763&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.7649998656528&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;50&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0055555555555556&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"39EC8859-BFA1-43B3-9C8F-1DDE5852B824_1_105_c\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/39EC8859-BFA1-43B3-9C8F-1DDE5852B824_1_105_c.jpeg?fit=700%2C525&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/39EC8859-BFA1-43B3-9C8F-1DDE5852B824_1_105_c.jpeg?resize=700%2C525&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19226\" style=\"width:528px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/39EC8859-BFA1-43B3-9C8F-1DDE5852B824_1_105_c.jpeg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/39EC8859-BFA1-43B3-9C8F-1DDE5852B824_1_105_c.jpeg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/39EC8859-BFA1-43B3-9C8F-1DDE5852B824_1_105_c.jpeg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>&#8220;He\u2019s not the sharpest knife in the drawer. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>In fact he\u2019s really a butter knife.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Author Unknown <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Photo is of one of the beautiful Bonsai at the <a href=\"https:\/\/huntington.org\/\">Huntington Garden<\/a> in Pasadena.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;He\u2019s not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 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