{"id":17788,"date":"2023-06-29T07:29:00","date_gmt":"2023-06-29T14:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=17788"},"modified":"2023-06-09T16:38:14","modified_gmt":"2023-06-09T23:38:14","slug":"food-for-the-decline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=17788","title":{"rendered":"Food for the Decline"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/BA647866-E2F2-4DD3-B134-D4A0EC7B1911_1_201_a.jpeg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"17789\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?attachment_id=17789\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/BA647866-E2F2-4DD3-B134-D4A0EC7B1911_1_201_a.jpeg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image-title=\"BA647866-E2F2-4DD3-B134-D4A0EC7B1911_1_201_a\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/BA647866-E2F2-4DD3-B134-D4A0EC7B1911_1_201_a.jpeg?fit=1024%2C2046&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/BA647866-E2F2-4DD3-B134-D4A0EC7B1911_1_201_a.jpeg?resize=486%2C466&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17789\" width=\"486\" height=\"466\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-large-font-size wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u201cOld people shouldn\u2019t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Robert_Orben\">Robert Orben<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>American Comedy Writer<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cOld people shouldn\u2019t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.\u201d Robert Orben American Comedy Writer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":17789,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[193,402],"tags":[132,136,104],"class_list":["post-17788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-decline","category-humor","tag-aging","tag-food","tag-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/BA647866-E2F2-4DD3-B134-D4A0EC7B1911_1_201_a.jpeg?fit=%2C&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p99jGb-4CU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17788"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17790,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17788\/revisions\/17790"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/17789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}