{"id":17383,"date":"2023-02-12T12:29:48","date_gmt":"2023-02-12T19:29:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=17383"},"modified":"2023-02-12T12:29:50","modified_gmt":"2023-02-12T19:29:50","slug":"spies-are-everywhere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=17383","title":{"rendered":"Spies are Everywhere"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/2545689B-F896-4A3E-9480-9D561F594291_1_102_o.jpeg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"17384\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?attachment_id=17384\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/2545689B-F896-4A3E-9480-9D561F594291_1_102_o.jpeg?fit=1536%2C2048&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1536,2048\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 11 Pro Max&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1676197947&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.25&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;64&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.016666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"2545689B-F896-4A3E-9480-9D561F594291_1_102_o\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/2545689B-F896-4A3E-9480-9D561F594291_1_102_o.jpeg?fit=700%2C933&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/2545689B-F896-4A3E-9480-9D561F594291_1_102_o.jpeg?resize=364%2C485&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17384\" width=\"364\" height=\"485\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/2545689B-F896-4A3E-9480-9D561F594291_1_102_o.jpeg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/2545689B-F896-4A3E-9480-9D561F594291_1_102_o.jpeg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/2545689B-F896-4A3E-9480-9D561F594291_1_102_o.jpeg?resize=1152%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/2545689B-F896-4A3E-9480-9D561F594291_1_102_o.jpeg?w=1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/2545689B-F896-4A3E-9480-9D561F594291_1_102_o.jpeg?w=1400&amp;ssl=1 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 364px) 100vw, 364px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It looks like our local Safeway has been invaded by spy balloons. We suspect they are Chinese. Air strikes have been called in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It looks like our local Safeway has been invaded by spy balloons. We suspect they are Chinese. Air strikes have been called in. 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