{"id":15326,"date":"2021-02-03T15:52:00","date_gmt":"2021-02-03T22:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=15326"},"modified":"2021-01-08T11:32:16","modified_gmt":"2021-01-08T18:32:16","slug":"pricks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=15326","title":{"rendered":"Pricks"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"455\" data-attachment-id=\"15327\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?attachment_id=15327\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/E04F9028-BFC0-40DA-BC6B-33C2C5C20FE9_1_105_c.jpeg?fit=1099%2C714&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1099,714\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 11 Pro Max&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1571903042&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;20&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0012936610608021&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"E04F9028-BFC0-40DA-BC6B-33C2C5C20FE9_1_105_c\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/E04F9028-BFC0-40DA-BC6B-33C2C5C20FE9_1_105_c.jpeg?fit=700%2C455&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/E04F9028-BFC0-40DA-BC6B-33C2C5C20FE9_1_105_c.jpeg?resize=700%2C455&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15327\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/E04F9028-BFC0-40DA-BC6B-33C2C5C20FE9_1_105_c.jpeg?resize=1024%2C665&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/E04F9028-BFC0-40DA-BC6B-33C2C5C20FE9_1_105_c.jpeg?resize=300%2C195&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/E04F9028-BFC0-40DA-BC6B-33C2C5C20FE9_1_105_c.jpeg?resize=768%2C499&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/E04F9028-BFC0-40DA-BC6B-33C2C5C20FE9_1_105_c.jpeg?w=1099&amp;ssl=1 1099w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;<strong>Life is like a cactus, full of pricks but also very beautiful.<\/strong>&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Variously Attributed<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Life is like a cactus, full of pricks but also very beautiful.&#8220; 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