{"id":13553,"date":"2019-08-21T05:42:08","date_gmt":"2019-08-21T12:42:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=13553"},"modified":"2019-08-12T09:57:59","modified_gmt":"2019-08-12T16:57:59","slug":"doors-will-be-doors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=13553","title":{"rendered":"Doors will be Doors"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?attachment_id=13554\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-13554\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13554\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?attachment_id=13554\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/X3adDfS6T2WXHKotGe5qg_thumb_116cd.jpg?fit=1270%2C618&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1270,618\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 7 Plus&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1565175601&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;3.99&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;20&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0083333333333333&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"X3adDfS6T2WXHK+otGe5qg_thumb_116cd\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/X3adDfS6T2WXHKotGe5qg_thumb_116cd.jpg?fit=700%2C340&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13554\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/X3adDfS6T2WXHKotGe5qg_thumb_116cd.jpg?resize=700%2C341&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"341\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/X3adDfS6T2WXHKotGe5qg_thumb_116cd.jpg?w=1270&amp;ssl=1 1270w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/X3adDfS6T2WXHKotGe5qg_thumb_116cd.jpg?resize=300%2C146&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/X3adDfS6T2WXHKotGe5qg_thumb_116cd.jpg?resize=768%2C374&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/X3adDfS6T2WXHKotGe5qg_thumb_116cd.jpg?resize=1024%2C498&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><strong>Please allow the door to close behind you.<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">We obeyed this sign at the Phipps Conservatory in Pittsburgh.<!--more--><strong>What were my options?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Does this anthropomorphize doors?<\/p>\n<p>It was an excellent garden with some very nice art. 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