{"id":12849,"date":"2019-02-16T06:19:54","date_gmt":"2019-02-16T13:19:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=12849"},"modified":"2019-02-02T10:55:07","modified_gmt":"2019-02-02T17:55:07","slug":"decoding-at-a-restaurant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=12849","title":{"rendered":"Decoding at a Restaurant"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?attachment_id=12850\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-12850\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"12850\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?attachment_id=12850\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/IMG_1123.jpg?fit=2448%2C1712&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2448,1712\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.4&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 4S&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1379740741&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.28&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;640&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.066666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_1123\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/IMG_1123.jpg?fit=700%2C489&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-12850\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/IMG_1123.jpg?resize=448%2C313\" alt=\"\" width=\"448\" height=\"313\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/IMG_1123.jpg?w=2448&amp;ssl=1 2448w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/IMG_1123.jpg?resize=300%2C210&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/IMG_1123.jpg?resize=768%2C537&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/IMG_1123.jpg?resize=1024%2C716&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/IMG_1123.jpg?resize=250%2C175&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/IMG_1123.jpg?resize=900%2C629&amp;ssl=1 900w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/IMG_1123.jpg?w=1400&amp;ssl=1 1400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/IMG_1123.jpg?w=2100&amp;ssl=1 2100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 448px) 100vw, 448px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>How does a waiter say: \u201cf*ck you\u201d to a customer?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>He says: \u201cI\u2019ll be right back.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How does a waiter say: \u201cf*ck you\u201d to a customer? 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