{"id":11861,"date":"2018-04-23T06:11:55","date_gmt":"2018-04-23T13:11:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=11861"},"modified":"2018-04-01T17:14:04","modified_gmt":"2018-04-02T00:14:04","slug":"monday-punday-april-23-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=11861","title":{"rendered":"Monday Punday April 23, 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?attachment_id=11852\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-11852\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"11852\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?attachment_id=11852\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_5738.jpg?fit=2448%2C3264&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2448,3264\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 6&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1450871903&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;32&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0010111223458038&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_5738\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_5738.jpg?fit=700%2C933&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-11852\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_5738.jpg?resize=464%2C619\" alt=\"\" width=\"464\" height=\"619\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_5738.jpg?w=2448&amp;ssl=1 2448w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_5738.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_5738.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_5738.jpg?resize=250%2C333&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_5738.jpg?resize=675%2C900&amp;ssl=1 675w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_5738.jpg?w=1400&amp;ssl=1 1400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_5738.jpg?w=2100&amp;ssl=1 2100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 464px) 100vw, 464px\" \/><\/a><strong>Did you know they won\u2019t be making yardsticks any longer?<\/strong><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you know they won\u2019t be making yardsticks any longer?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[294],"tags":[321],"class_list":["post-11861","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-puns","tag-puns"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p99jGb-35j","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11861"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11861\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11862,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11861\/revisions\/11862"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}