{"id":11195,"date":"2017-10-19T06:43:30","date_gmt":"2017-10-19T13:43:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=11195"},"modified":"2017-10-15T15:55:52","modified_gmt":"2017-10-15T22:55:52","slug":"euphemisms-are-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=11195","title":{"rendered":"Euphemisms are Us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?attachment_id=11196\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-11196\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"11196\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?attachment_id=11196\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_4955.jpg?fit=3024%2C2030&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"3024,2030\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 7 Plus&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1507799880&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;3.99&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;50&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.066666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_4955\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_4955.jpg?fit=700%2C470&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11196\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_4955.jpg?resize=700%2C470\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"470\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_4955.jpg?w=3024&amp;ssl=1 3024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_4955.jpg?resize=300%2C201&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_4955.jpg?resize=768%2C516&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_4955.jpg?resize=1024%2C687&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_4955.jpg?resize=250%2C168&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_4955.jpg?resize=900%2C604&amp;ssl=1 900w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_4955.jpg?w=1400&amp;ssl=1 1400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/simonburrow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_4955.jpg?w=2100&amp;ssl=1 2100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a>I saw this sign on the office door of the program coordinator at an Assisted Living Facility in Phoenix. The life enrichment coordinator runs the bingo games, the exercise classes and other programs to entertain the residents. I&#8217;d rather that it read:<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #5c2020;\"><strong>Decline <\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #5c2020;\"><strong>Management <\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #5c2020;\"><strong>Office.<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n<p>Lets be honest about this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this sign on the office door of the program coordinator at an Assisted Living Facility in Phoenix. The life enrichment coordinator runs the bingo games, the exercise classes and other programs to entertain the residents. I&#8217;d rather that it read: Decline Management Office. Lets be honest about this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[193],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-decline"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p99jGb-2Uz","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11195"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11199,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11195\/revisions\/11199"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}