{"id":10960,"date":"2017-08-31T07:02:45","date_gmt":"2017-08-31T14:02:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=10960"},"modified":"2017-08-05T10:51:59","modified_gmt":"2017-08-05T17:51:59","slug":"how-old-are-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/simonburrow.com\/?p=10960","title":{"rendered":"How Old are You?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Two elderly men were sitting on a bench in Scottsdale, Arizona enjoying the warmth. One says, “I bet I can tell you how old you are.”<\/p>\n

The other says, “You’re crazy.”<\/p>\n

“I guarantee you.”<\/p>\n

“Okay, what do I have to do?”<\/p>\n

“Pull down your pants.”<\/p>\n

“What?”<\/p>\n

“You heard me. Pull down your pants.”<\/p>\n

The second man finally drops his pants. The first one studies the wrinkles rump for a moment and says, “You’re eighty-one years old.”<\/p>\n

“You’re a genius! How can you know my age by looking at my rear end?”<\/p>\n

“It’s easy. You told me yesterday.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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