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Tag: Puns

Monday Punday June 25, 2018

Posted on June 25, 2018April 1, 2018 by Simon
How do they figure out the price of hammers?   Per pound.... Read More

Monday Punday June 18, 2018

Posted on June 18, 2018April 1, 2018 by Simon
There was a big paddle sale at the boat store.   It was quite an oar deal.... Read More

Monday Punday June 11, 2018

Posted on June 11, 2018April 1, 2018 by Simon
A relief map shows where the restrooms are.... Read More

Monday Punday June 4, 2018

Posted on June 4, 2018April 1, 2018 by Simon
What is a thesaurus’s favorite dessert? Synonym buns…... Read More

Monday Punday May 28, 2018

Posted on May 28, 2018April 1, 2018 by Simon
My tailor is happy to make a new pair of pants for me. Or sew it seams.... Read More

Monday Punday May 21, 2018

Posted on May 21, 2018April 1, 2018 by Simon
Do you have weight loss mantras?    Fat chants!... Read More

Monday Punday May 14, 2018

Posted on May 14, 2018April 1, 2018 by Simon
What did the man say when the bridge fell on him?  The suspension is killing me.... Read More

Monday Punday May 7, 2018

Posted on May 7, 2018April 1, 2018 by Simon
The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.... Read More

Monday Punday April 30, 2018

Posted on April 30, 2018April 1, 2018 by Simon
I used to be  allergic to soap but I’m clean now.... Read More

Monday Punday April 23, 2018

Posted on April 23, 2018April 1, 2018 by Simon
Did you know they won’t be making yardsticks any longer?... Read More
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