Tag: Puns

How do they figure out the price of hammers?   Per...

There was a big paddle sale at the boat store.   It was quite an oar...

A relief map shows where the restrooms...

What is a thesaurus’s favorite dessert? Synonym...

My tailor is happy to make a new pair of pants for me. Or sew it...

Do you have weight loss mantras?    Fat...

What did the man say when the bridge fell on him?  The suspension is killing...

The patron saint of poverty is St....

I used to be  allergic to soap but I’m clean...

Did you know they won’t be making yardsticks any...