DECLINE Humor Me One SimonJanuary 22, 20190 A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that...
DECLINE Humor Me Five SimonJanuary 19, 20190 A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state...
DECLINE Perfect Senior Living SimonSeptember 27, 20180 Build one of these with a Walmart on the bottom floors. Market it to old people: "You never have to leave the...
DECLINE Alfonso X on Aging SimonSeptember 6, 20180 "Burn old logs. Drink old wine. Read old books. Keep old friends." Alfonso X of...
DECLINE Stories SimonAugust 2, 20180 "We age not by years, but by stories." Unknown This saying was on a postcard I received from somewhere in Eastern...
DECLINE Fear and Aging SimonJune 28, 20180 "It is okay to have fear but important that fear not have us." From Wise Aging by Rabbi Rachel...
Simon Says Organ Recital SimonJune 27, 20180 When I arrived to lunch with my new book group most of the men were already there and the conversation had already...
DECLINE Friendship SimonJune 21, 20180 "Either friendship or death." Talmud, Ta'anit 23a An interesting video about the correlation between friendships...
DECLINE Passengers SimonJune 14, 20180 Practice being a passenger. Growing old with grace means giving up tasks that you thought of as part of your...