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Laughing in Decline 3

Posted on April 20, 2019April 2, 2019 by Simon
Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older: #9  Death is the number 1 killer in the world. #8  Life is sexually transmitted. #7  Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one ... Read More

Laughing in Decline 2

Posted on April 13, 2019April 2, 2019 by Simon
Top Ten Old Folks Party Games 1. Sag, You’re It! 2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy 3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear 4. Kick the Bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over... Read More

Laughing in Decline 1

Posted on April 6, 2019April 2, 2019 by Simon
Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God l... Read More

Humor Me Six

Posted on February 26, 2019January 19, 2019 by Simon
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the do... Read More

More Decline in February

Posted on February 25, 2019February 2, 2019 by Simon
“Grow older but don’t grow old.” Doug Ward Photo credit: Simon Burrow picture taken at dawn in the neighborhood South of Missouri and West of 16th St. It is a fast gentrifying area with ... Read More

Decline in February

Posted on February 18, 2019February 2, 2019 by Simon
“Die young as late as possible.” Doug Ward Photo credit Lilli Burrow. Taken at MorningStar. The assisted living facility where my mother-in-law lives.... Read More

Humor Me Four

Posted on February 12, 2019January 18, 2019 by Simon
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
’So I hear you’re getting married? ‘
’Yep!’
’Do I know her?’ ‘Nope! ‘
’This woma... Read More

Humor Me Three

Posted on February 5, 2019January 18, 2019 by Simon
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcas... Read More

Humor Me Two

Posted on January 29, 2019January 18, 2019 by Simon
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last night w... Read More

Humor Me One

Posted on January 22, 2019January 18, 2019 by Simon
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to... Read More
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