DECLINE Food for the Decline SimonJune 29, 20230 “Old people shouldn’t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.” Robert...
DECLINE Wisdom SimonJune 22, 20230 “Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes, age just shows up all by itself." Tom...
DECLINE Final Approval SimonJune 15, 20230 "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twain At his sarcastic...
DECLINE Living Forever SimonMay 17, 20230 “The idea is not to live forever; it is to create something that will.” Andy...
Hiking Aging Out SimonMay 12, 20230 The average age of Fox News and MSNBC viewers is sixty-five. Apparently old people like to be alarmed....
DECLINE Washington DC SimonApril 17, 20230 "With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come." William Shakespeare This old postcard arrived from Columbus...
Baseball How Old? SimonApril 13, 20230 "How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were?" Satchel Paige Fruit Salad was beautiful and...
DECLINE Memory SimonApril 5, 20230 Memory is much, much more unreliable than we all like to think. Pretty much every time someone tells an elaborate...
DECLINE Not Old SimonMarch 13, 20230 "You're not old, you're "chronologically gifted." Thank you to Terry Campbell, Pueblo Grande Museum (Ret) for...
Ideas Tradition SimonFebruary 27, 20230 "Tradition is really peer pressure from dead people." Thanks to Anthony R for this excellent recast of an old...