DECLINE Not Old SimonMarch 13, 20230 "You're not old, you're "chronologically gifted." Thank you to Terry Campbell, Pueblo Grande Museum (Ret) for...
Ideas Tradition SimonFebruary 27, 20230 "Tradition is really peer pressure from dead people." Thanks to Anthony R for this excellent recast of an old...
DECLINE Anything Except SimonFebruary 1, 20230 ”To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except exercise, get up early, or be...
DECLINE Going Out SimonJanuary 25, 20230 “I’m at that age where my back goes out more than I do." Phyllis Diller Photo a Bird of Paradise in...
DECLINE Bad Timing SimonNovember 4, 20220 "Old age comes at a bad time." San Banducci Operator of the hungry i Nightclub in San Francisco in the...
DECLINE Old Cars SimonOctober 28, 20220 "We must recognize that, as we grow older, we become like old cars – more and more repairs and replacements are...
DECLINE Waiting in Line SimonOctober 24, 20220 “The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for." Will Rogers Photo is of the beautiful...
DECLINE Planning for Old Age SimonAugust 29, 20220 "Do your debauchery early." Norman Lefkowitz Photo is from Sushi Vibe in Uptown Plaza, Phoenix. It may not...
DECLINE The Bar is Low SimonAugust 22, 20220 "If you find yourself feeling useless, remember it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and four presidents to replace...
DECLINE DNR SimonAugust 15, 20220 If I get one tattoo in my life, it will be right across my chest and it will say: “DNR” Norman Lefkowitz,...