Postcards Simon Says Postcards 1/24/12 SimonJanuary 24, 20120 I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Will Rogers Simon on...
Simon Says Respecting the Taliban SimonJanuary 17, 20120 This one is for the director of training at the Marine...
Simon Says Imported Water SimonDecember 12, 20112 "Imported Water?" We have no idea what this means. You are in Las Vegas..all water is imported. The imagined...
Simon Says Jazz for Cows SimonDecember 10, 20110 http://youtu.be/lXKDu6cdXLI This should cheer you...
Maxims December 8, 2011 Maxim SimonDecember 8, 20110 No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly...
Simon Says Jewish Humor SimonDecember 4, 20110 MEAL TIME ON EL-AL It was mealtime during a flight on El-Al. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked...
Postcards Simon Says Postcards 11/29/2011 SimonNovember 29, 20110 Free postcards, almost as much of an anachronism as free matches. Loews Hotel Change...
Simon Says Redneck Rosetta Stone SimonJuly 5, 20111 Finally someone has compiled a Californian-to-Texan translation directory (AKA redneck Rosetta Stone). I'm reprinting...
Family The Poster Family of the Obama Revolution SimonFebruary 13, 20112 Has lost its title. One of my jokes for the last two years has been: "We are the poster family of the Obama...