Maxims February 16, 2012 Maxim SimonFebruary 16, 20120 How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? No one knows - It's never been...
DECLINE Getting Old I SimonFebruary 15, 20124 A man knows he is getting old when he sees a good looking young woman and the thought that crosses his mind is: "I...
Ideapreneur Repositioning SimonFebruary 10, 20120 This excellent repositioning idea came from Gene B. an occasional contributor. It has terrific potential as a way to...
Maxims February 9, 2012 Maxim SimonFebruary 9, 20120 "Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem." Woody Allen American...
Postcards Simon Says Postcards 1/24/12 SimonJanuary 24, 20120 I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Will Rogers Simon on...
Simon Says Respecting the Taliban SimonJanuary 17, 20120 This one is for the director of training at the Marine...
Simon Says Imported Water SimonDecember 12, 20112 "Imported Water?" We have no idea what this means. You are in Las Vegas..all water is imported. The imagined...
Simon Says Jazz for Cows SimonDecember 10, 20110 http://youtu.be/lXKDu6cdXLI This should cheer you...
Maxims December 8, 2011 Maxim SimonDecember 8, 20110 No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly...