No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced. Subscript on an email from Paul D....Read More
MEAL TIME ON EL-AL It was mealtime during a flight on El-Al. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked Moishe, seated in front. “What are my choices?” Moishe asked. &...Read More
Finally someone has compiled a Californian-to-Texan translation directory (AKA redneck Rosetta Stone). I’m reprinting it here for your convenience. Please engage your sense of humor (You need ...Read More
Has lost its title. One of my jokes for the last two years has been: “We are the poster family of the Obama revolution…. Three generations and nobody is working.” But I can’t s...Read More
Tube henge and the Awful Tower got a nice write up on Clonehenge.com. Take a look and be sure to give it five stars. I’m trying for henger of the year....Read More
We had the shoe bomber and at airport security they made us take of our shoes. We had the underwear bomber and at airport security they are checking our underwear. Now there is a new threat: The Tatto...Read More
I got this brochure at the Corp of Engineers visitor center near Tent Rocks: Am I crazy but doesn’t it seem wrong that Toyota sponsored “National Public Lands Day.” I think Toyota is...Read More