Politics The Dead Horse Theory SimonAugust 30, 20120 The Dead Horse Theory of Bureaucracy The tribal wisdom of the US Plains Indians, passed on from generation to...
Maxims The La-Z-Boy of Self-regard SimonAugust 29, 20120 Used in a sentence: "Ah, you think, Settling comfortably into the La-Z-Boy of self-regard, this is a matter with...
Travel Top Ten Tourist Icons SimonAugust 13, 20126 This is a little diversion to list what you think are the top ten tourist icons in the world. in other words what are...
Simon Says Advice SimonAugust 11, 20120 "Never buy a book about edible mushrooms from an estate sale." Thanks to Lillian my collaborator for this...
Henges Sweater Henge SimonAugust 6, 20120 Sweater Henge or SweaterHenge Is coming on August 26 to Pasadena A celebration of Simon's reaching the head...
Maxims Get Out of the Way SimonJuly 14, 20120 "The person who says something is impossible should not interrupt the person who is doing it." Chinese...
DECLINE Aging Two SimonJune 25, 20120 "I don't ever need to go bungee jumping or sky diving. Leaving a pizza in the oven while I make a quick run to...
Postcards Simon Says Postcards 6/19/2012 SimonJune 19, 20120 "There are two kinds of air travel in the United States, first class and third world." Bobby...
Maxims June 7, 2012 Maxim SimonJune 7, 20120 If a double dip recession is so bad, why did they make it sound so...
DECLINE Aging Humor SimonJune 1, 20120 I've often been asked, “What do you old folks do now that you're retired?” Well...I'm fortunate to have a...