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Tag: Puns

Monday Punday April 16, 2018

Posted on April 16, 2018April 1, 2018 by Simon
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.... Read More

Monday Punday, April 9, 2018

Posted on April 9, 2018April 1, 2018 by Simon
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.... Read More

Monday Punday, April 2, 2018

Posted on April 2, 2018April 1, 2018 by Simon
Alternative facts are aversion of the truth.... Read More

Sunday Punday 4

Posted on January 27, 2013December 31, 2012 by Simon
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.... Read More

Sunday Punday 3

Posted on January 20, 2013December 31, 2012 by Simon
Mahatma Gandhi was a very thin man because of his diet, and as a result of his poor nutrition he had bad breath. As a holy man he also walked barefoot everywhere he went. He was a super-calloused frag... Read More

Sunday Punday 2

Posted on January 13, 2013December 31, 2012 by Simon
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.... Read More

Sunday Punday 1

Posted on January 6, 2013December 31, 2012 by Simon
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.... Read More
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