Puns Sunday Punday 3 SimonJanuary 20, 20130 Mahatma Gandhi was a very thin man because of his diet, and as a result of his poor nutrition he had bad breath. As a...
Simon Says New Word Wednesday SimonOctober 3, 20121 Exhaustipated: Just to tired to give a shit from Gene B. Usage example: "Getting ready for the Temple Book Sale...
Simon Says Copathetic SimonMarch 23, 20120 A new and useful word: Copathetic; when two thing together are even worse than the sum of their parts. Usage example:...
DECLINE SML SimonMarch 18, 20120 SML is an acronym we have created as a substitute for Alzheimer's or Dementia, both of which sound too harsh to...
Politics Ineptocracy SimonMarch 16, 20120 Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least...