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Tag: Humor

New Henge Ideas

Posted on January 25, 2013October 25, 2015 by Simon
In no particular order here are some henge ideas that came out of the wine at recent events leading. What is a Henge?  In the alliterative catagory we have: Hingehenge Foamhenge Tomehenge Bonehenge S... Read More

Maxim January 24, 2013

Posted on January 24, 2013January 24, 2013 by Simon
Murren, Switzerland “No Rain No Rainbows” Attributed to many and claimed by many more. “If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.” Steven Wright  ... Read More

Sunday Punday 3

Posted on January 20, 2013December 31, 2012 by Simon
Mahatma Gandhi was a very thin man because of his diet, and as a result of his poor nutrition he had bad breath. As a holy man he also walked barefoot everywhere he went. He was a super-calloused frag... Read More

Seen Signs

Posted on January 19, 2013January 11, 2013 by Simon
Shoplifters Must Die! From an antique store in Orange, California... Read More

Sunday Punday 2

Posted on January 13, 2013December 31, 2012 by Simon
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.... Read More

Seen Signs

Posted on January 12, 2013December 31, 2012 by Simon
Goose Check Station? I have no idea.  Do you? Rural Western Oregon... Read More

Maxim January 10, 2013

Posted on January 10, 2013December 31, 2012 by Simon
We should look at problems like clouds: big, but light. Massimo Rochi Swiss Comedian... Read More

Three Essential Tools

Posted on January 9, 2013January 9, 2013 by Simon
For anyone trying to hold thing together in the New Year these are the three essential tools:    WD-40 for things that stick when they should move. Duct Tape for thing that move when they shouldn... Read More

Logs vs Dead Trees

Posted on January 7, 2013December 31, 2012 by Simon
Last week in Oregon we had a nice discussion about when a dead tree becomes a log. Our conclusion (open to revision if more data comes in) is that a reasonably large tree has to be cut down and the br... Read More

Sunday Punday 1

Posted on January 6, 2013December 31, 2012 by Simon
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.... Read More
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