Maxims Nixon in a Pantsuit SimonMay 1, 20180 In the election of 2016 Americans avoided Richard Nixon in a pantsuit by choosing Ronald Reagan in a clown suit....
DECLINE I’m Retired. Go Around Me. SimonSeptember 7, 20170 It's the tortoise life for me! 1.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2.. A whale...
Postcards Simon Says Postcards February 12, 2013 SimonFebruary 12, 20130 I'm remembering the days when postcards were simple and phone calls were hard. Simon...
Puns Sunday Punday 6 SimonFebruary 10, 20132 A wagon train was heading west using the southern route to the gold fields of California. They had hired an...
Signs Seen Signs 4 SimonFebruary 9, 20130 Kiss King of Balls A food cart in the Philippines that could cause a cultural...
Puns Sunday Punday 5 SimonFebruary 3, 20131 Many years ago there was a pitcher for the Milwaukee Braves (in those days the Braves were in Milwaukee) named Milt...
Maxims Maxim January 31, 2013 SimonJanuary 31, 20131 In every bull run, there are a million "my brother-in-law made 20% last year" investment strategies. Kevin...
Postcards Simon Says Postcards January 29, 2013 SimonJanuary 29, 20130 Is it possible to lose an argument with yourself? Simon Botero...