DECLINE Laughing in Decline 1 SimonApril 6, 20190 Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to...
DECLINE Humor Me Six SimonFebruary 26, 20190 Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking...
Humor Decoding at a Restaurant SimonFebruary 16, 20190 How does a waiter say: “f*ck you” to a customer? He says: “I’ll be right...
DECLINE Humor Me Four SimonFebruary 12, 20190 A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married? ' 'Yep!' 'Do I know...
Humor The Albany Adjective Festival SimonFebruary 6, 20190 Abundant, Copious, Diverse, Historic, Iconic, Innumerable, Notable,Plentiful, Top-notch, and World-class. All...
DECLINE Humor Me Three SimonFebruary 5, 20190 Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student...
DECLINE Humor Me Two SimonJanuary 29, 20190 An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the...
DECLINE Humor Me One SimonJanuary 22, 20190 A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that...
DECLINE Humor Me Five SimonJanuary 19, 20190 A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state...
Humor Naming The Holiday Festival SimonJanuary 5, 20190 Detritus outside a bar in Tempe on New Years Day The week between Christmas and New Year needs a name. And...