Quirky thoughts from an old man.
OLD FOLKS TEXTING CODES:
ATD = At The Doctors …
BFF = Best Friend Fell …
BTW = Bring the Wheelchair …
BYOT = Bring Your Own Teeth …
FWIW = Forgot Where I Was …
GGPBL = Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low …
IMHO = Is My Hearing-Aid On …
LMDO = Laughing My Dentures Out …
OMMR = On My Massage Recliner …
OMSG = Oh My! Sorry, … Gas
ROFLACGU = Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can’t Get Up!!..
Senior texting might be an oxymoron but now you have the code thanks to Gene B.
Today I celebrate just 400 more days until I get to the Medicare Buffet.
I can’t decide yet whether I will get the hip replacement or the bypass surgery first. But one thing is for sure. America can’t afford my (and the other 70 million baby boomers) medical bills. I’m just glad I’m near the front of the line.
When we went to Redrock Canyon Park I bought a Senior Pass. I’m 62 and now young people have to subsidize my visits to National Parks.
The cost was $10 and it is good for admission to most National Parks, Forests and BLM sites. It is another example of how the old are ripping off the young. Because my cohort votes and whines we get into National Parks free. I call it the Young People Surcharge. Nurit and I are going to put $10.00 in a jar every time we enter a park using this card and then send it to the National Parks Foundation.
Why are the old so selfish?