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Category: Puns

Sunday Punday 3/3/13

Posted on March 3, 2013February 9, 2013 by Simon
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. Passover is early this year Monday evening March 25 is the first Seder. coincidentally Easter is early also.... Read More

Sunday Punday 2/24/13

Posted on February 24, 2013February 9, 2013 by Simon
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded the dough.... Read More

Sunday Punday 2/17/13

Posted on February 17, 2013February 9, 2013 by Simon
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.... Read More

Sunday Punday 6

Posted on February 10, 2013January 27, 2013 by Simon
A wagon train was heading west using the southern route to the gold fields of California.  They had hired an experienced guide named Al and were making good time.  The going was rough but they hadn&... Read More

Sunday Punday 5

Posted on February 3, 2013January 27, 2013 by Simon
Many years ago there was a pitcher for the Milwaukee Braves (in those days the Braves were in Milwaukee) named Milt Famey.  And it seems he liked to have a few Schlitz beers between innings during ga... Read More

Sunday Punday 4

Posted on January 27, 2013December 31, 2012 by Simon
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.... Read More

Sunday Punday 3

Posted on January 20, 2013December 31, 2012 by Simon
Mahatma Gandhi was a very thin man because of his diet, and as a result of his poor nutrition he had bad breath. As a holy man he also walked barefoot everywhere he went. He was a super-calloused frag... Read More

Sunday Punday 2

Posted on January 13, 2013December 31, 2012 by Simon
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.... Read More

Sunday Punday 1

Posted on January 6, 2013December 31, 2012 by Simon
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.... Read More
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