Monday Punday March 5, 2018 Posted on March 5, 2018February 10, 2018 by Simon “So what if I don’t know the meaning of the word ‘apocalypse’? It’s not the end of the world.”... Read More
Monday Punday February 26, 2018 Posted on February 26, 2018February 10, 2018 by Simon “It’s not that the man couldn’t juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.”... Read More
Monday Punday February 19, 2018 Posted on February 19, 2018February 10, 2018 by Simon “It’s a lengthy article about ancient Japanese sword fighters but I can Sumurais it for you.”... Read More
Monday Punday February 12, 2018 Posted on February 12, 2018February 10, 2018 by Simon “If there was someone selling marijuana in our neighborhood, weed know about it.” ... Read More
Monday Punday February 5, 2018 Posted on February 5, 2018January 1, 2018 by Simon I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.... Read More
Monday Punday January 29, 2018 Posted on January 29, 2018January 1, 2018 by Simon A man tried to assault me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy!... Read More
Monday Punday January 22, 2018 Posted on January 22, 2018January 1, 2018 by Simon Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming.... Read More
Monday Punday January 15, 2018 Posted on January 15, 2018January 1, 2018 by Simon I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.... Read More
Monday Punday January 8, 2018 Posted on January 8, 2018January 1, 2018 by Simon The meaning of opaque is unclear.... Read More
Sunday Punday July 28, 2013 Posted on July 28, 2013June 29, 2013 by Simon Justin Hill and Julie Hill were just married and decided to spend their honeymoon in an old beat up castle that belonged to Count Dracula. As they went from the airport to the Count’s Castle the... Read More