Monday Punday May 14, 2018 Posted on May 14, 2018April 1, 2018 by Simon What did the man say when the bridge fell on him? The suspension is killing me.... Read More
Monday Punday May 7, 2018 Posted on May 7, 2018April 1, 2018 by Simon The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.... Read More
Monday Punday April 30, 2018 Posted on April 30, 2018April 1, 2018 by Simon I used to be allergic to soap but I’m clean now.... Read More
Monday Punday April 23, 2018 Posted on April 23, 2018April 1, 2018 by Simon Did you know they won’t be making yardsticks any longer?... Read More
Monday Punday April 16, 2018 Posted on April 16, 2018April 1, 2018 by Simon Atheism is a non-prophet organization.... Read More
Monday Punday, April 9, 2018 Posted on April 9, 2018April 1, 2018 by Simon I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.... Read More
Monday Punday, April 2, 2018 Posted on April 2, 2018April 1, 2018 by Simon Alternative facts are aversion of the truth.... Read More
Monday Punday, March 26, 2018 Posted on March 26, 2018February 10, 2018 by Simon “Need an ark to save two of every animal?” “I Noah guy.”... Read More
Monday Punday March 19, 2018 Posted on March 19, 2018February 10, 2018 by Simon “The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.”... Read More
Monday Punday March 12, 2018 Posted on March 12, 2018February 10, 2018 by Simon “Police were called to the daycare center. A 3-year old was resisting a rest.”... Read More