DECLINE Getting Old V SimonFebruary 24, 20120 You know you're getting old when you get on a crowded bus and a young person offers you a seat.... And you take...
DECLINE Getting Old IV SimonFebruary 21, 20120 You know your getting old when some of the displays at the Bass Pro Shop excite you more than a pretty girl in a...
DECLINE Getting Old III SimonFebruary 20, 20120 You know you're getting old when you wake up without any pain but you know it won't last. Photo from the Royal Solaris...
DECLINE Getting Old II SimonFebruary 19, 20120 You know you're getting old when you bend down to tie your shoe and then look around to see if there is anything else...
DECLINE Baby Boomer Gullibility SimonFebruary 18, 20120 The trifecta of baby boomer gullibility is Jojoba, llamas and now the Four Minute Workout. Come on boomers don't fall...
DECLINE Getting Old I SimonFebruary 15, 20124 A man knows he is getting old when he sees a good looking young woman and the thought that crosses his mind is: "I...
DECLINE Senior Texting Codes SimonJuly 11, 20111 OLD FOLKS TEXTING CODES: ATD = At The Doctors ... BFF = Best Friend Fell ... BTW = Bring the Wheelchair ... BYOT =...
DECLINE 400 Days SimonJune 7, 20110 Today I celebrate just 400 more days until I get to the Medicare Buffet. I can't decide yet whether I will get the...
DECLINE A Benefit of Aging SimonDecember 12, 20090 When we went to Redrock Canyon Park I bought a Senior Pass. I'm 62 and now young people have to subsidize my visits to...