Puns

“So what if I don’t know the meaning of the word ‘apocalypse’?   It’s not the end of the world.”

“It’s not that the man couldn’t juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.”

“It’s a lengthy article about ancient Japanese sword fighters but I can Sumurais it for you.”

“If there was someone selling marijuana in our neighborhood, weed  know about it.”  

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.        I can’t put it down.

A man tried to assault me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy!

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming.

I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.

The meaning of opaque is unclear.

Justin Hill and Julie Hill were just married and decided to spend their honeymoon in an old beat up castle that belonged to Count Dracula. As they went from the airport to the Count’s Castle they encountered bad weather and poor visibility. Besides they were tired and heavily jetlagged and so Justin and Julie had a horrendous accident. As they lay in the pouring rain, bleeding heavily one of the hands at the castle spotted the accident and came rushing to their aid and notified… Read More »Sunday Punday July 28, 2013