Monday Punday May 14, 2018
What did the man say when the bridge fell on him? The suspension is killing me.
What did the man say when the bridge fell on him? The suspension is killing me.
The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.
I used to be allergic to soap but I’m clean now.
Did you know they won’t be making yardsticks any longer?
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Alternative facts are aversion of the truth.
“Need an ark to save two of every animal?” “I Noah guy.”
“The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.”
“Police were called to the daycare center. A 3-year old was resisting a rest.”